September 25, 2007 · This post currently has 10 comments
I am going to share some really useful tips on how you can get guaranteed top listings for any term you want. Do let me know if I missed anything in your comments below the post. Here goes! Before starting off, please do not read about my other SEO tips.
- Cloak your pages. This means putting in loads of keyword stuffed paragraphs and coloring them the same as your page background. Normal visitors will not see it, but search engine bots will. Yeh! super tip…
- Create Doorway pages: Create some pages specifically for SE bots. This means when ever a bot visits, it will be redirected to another page with great keyword pages. But normal visitors see nothing of this.
- Link to a lot of linkfarms and spam pages. This will let the search engine know about your credibility as a specilist in this field and then rank your in positions above #1
- Have a lot of 404 pages and broken links. This is loved by both the bots and normal visitors. Something called “Hair-Pulling” experiences?
- Copy content from other sites which you liked and don’t bother linking to the source. This will let the bots and visitors know you are having a site of great value!
- Create pages linking to a lot of other pages that have no relation to what your site is. In other words, have some good linkfarms yourself, which will mean that you will have a great site for the bots.
- Never read TheAnand’s Ripples and don’t comment on any post! This will help you much by making me totally ignorant of your site, so that you save me the trouble of having to stumble you and adding your site to my RSS reader
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If you follow the tips I said above, one will get a position above #1. A position above #1? …..its 0…. 
