5 Ways to Benefit From Recession

My cousin and I were trying to figure out ways to escape/reduce the problem of recession. Every person I have been talking to have worries over recession and especially those in IT related services.

They are a worried lot, with huge housing loans over their heads, with their net worth in the marriage market falling. These computer professionals are seeing an uncertain future.

But I think there are 5 ways you can actually benefit from a recession! Presenting TheAnand’s 5 ways to benefit from a recession.

1. Save Money – Is your wife nagging you for a new set of jewellery she saw on the mall last week? You for the first time in this century have a one word answer to her nagging! RECESSION!

2. Sound Intelligent – Now you can answer every question you do not understand with this magical powerful word that no one understands!

  • Why are our sales figures falling? Recession.
  • Why is our coffee maker is not working? Recession!
  • Dad, can I get a new G.I.Joe figure for Christmas? No, its Recession!
  • Why did you wake up late today? Mom! Its recession!

3. Make Money! – Take all the credit cards and loans you want from weak banks and financial institutions. They will possibly not survive the recession. You get free money ๐Ÿ™‚ Did I tell you to get a Ford/GM car using their own financial plans. Great!

4. Fire ’em! – Its a great time to get rid of that hunk team member who was hitting on the office hottie you had your eyes on ๐Ÿ˜‰ Brownie points for discovering the excuse for firing him.

5. It can’t write more…its Recession! DUH! (Hint: Tell this to your friends when you have not been blogging for a while)


Comments

25 responses to “5 Ways to Benefit From Recession”

  1. good one….i especially liked the 3rd point

  2. Nice…good work!
    [:)]

  3. @Niyaz I should actually consider deleting those one word, i mean one smilie comments now!

  4. I lkd th 4t pt! Th s th 1st tim I m cmntng lik ths! Recession!!!!

  5. @Anand,
    I am sorry. Let us get this straight.
    It is not that I am busy and I am putting a smiley and running away.
    It is not that I want to drive traffic to my website by little work.

    It is just my way of communicating. In real life too, I talk very less, on a per need basis. If you think my comments(smilies) are not required here, delete them man!!

  6. @ Niyaz, Comments, smilies or words..inspire me to keep blogging than any traffic…I did not mean it on a serious note!

  7. Awesome!!!

    Small Comment!! It’s Recession!!!

  8. People say that ventures you start during a recession are more likely to be successful….

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  11. My comment is also just a smilie ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Rahul Ramesh Avatar
    Rahul Ramesh

    Good post man… Enjoyed reading it, especially 2nd point… Keep posting

  13. And what about making fresh investmemt is’nt right time to start

  14. Like your site. There is mostly something fresh to read and enjoy. That keeps it high.

  15. The third one was really funny. Anyways the recession has come to an end and I just missed out on a great chance to make money…………… ๐Ÿ™‚
    Most of the banks are stable now……….. ๐Ÿ™

  16. hey …..
    this is really very funny….
    nice tricks in recession…………….

  17. Its Very Nice information and very useful thanks for share your thoughts

  18. Save Money is the best way of survival from these type of critical circumstances thanks for
    your views

  19. :-)……recession it is …so just a smiley !!!….

  20. mohammed Avatar

    good work and keep posting

  21. really enjoyed reading this.. keep posting..:)

  22. Haha nice play on the word recession! I think Gold investments are the best way to go !

  23. :)) 3’s never gonna happen. Most Banks are for ever.

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